Dog hypnotized by crazed cupcake weilding dominatrix

On the soup last week, Joel had a clip of a lady from some lame animal cable show “it's me or the dog” where she demonstrated her ability to hypnotize a dog by holding a plate of cupcakes right in front of it's nose and then mind raping it out of eating them by chanting the word “away”.The poor dog! Just another victim of the cabibbi syndrome. Ok, so she didn't exactly chant it, but still, it was all quite hilarious . On the other hand Victoria (who ever you are), if you want to come over and hypnotize me, I guess I would submit. Throw in a massage and I will be your man slave forever. She must be one heck of a dog trainer. I'm not sure, but I think I might want to sniff her butt...weird compulsion I know, but did you see the look in stains eyes? This is a powerful woman. Her butt musk must be extraordinary! We should just bottle it and drop it from bombers by the thousands over any country we want to dominate. Put them all into some crazy dog lady butt trance. Fricken Koreans...not gonna get America's dad blamed cupcakes! Victoria, call me!

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There are 7 or 8 bullet holes in the chest area and from a bullet hole in the heart area an eye is peeking out. Is there a killer on the loose?...maybe, but the real story is, It seems a man has been found living inside of another man! is it some kind of symbiotic entity? a being from another dimension peeking through a hole blasted through the very fabric of reality by a large caliber bullet? No! it's even more fiendish then that! It's the first t-shirt design I put on Zazzle. Check it out, tell me what you think! PEACE!


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